RETURN TO SALEM’S LOT, URBAN LEGEND, DEVIL’S POND, CROW 4 WICKED PRAYER and
ALONE IN THE DARK. What’s that spell? That spells my future wife
TARA REID who starred in
all of these genre films.
I’ve always had a thing for Tara (such a lovely name) and
the more she became a fervent “party-girl” over the years, the more I adored her
for it. Come on, look at that picture on the right! Doesn’t she have the cutest
“drunk face” ever! Needless to say that her latest debacle was the last straw
for yours truly; I am now ready to get down on one knee, spring out the ring and
propose!
The story is; Tara was attending some rich dude’s party on November 4th (I
won’t mention his evil name on my site). She walked the red carpet drunk as
skunk and then posed for pictures…unaware that one of her boobs was out to
play, surgery scars in tow and all! WOW! What’s not to love? You can check out a
clip and pictures of Miss Fallon’s…oops …I mean Reid’s mishap
here.
Now for the moment of truth:
Tara, you gorgeous woman you….will you marry
me? You “f-ing” rock!













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