Military Monkeys Attack!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Reports that JURASSIC PARK 4 might be about military-trained dinosaurs sporting body armor and launching missiles like G.I. f*cking Joe have astounded and stupefied the online community… so Dark Horse Indie – smelling a sudden interest in weapon-equipped animals – is tossing it’s own monkey into the ring… a super-intelligent Rhesus monkey that is!

Dark Horse is developing WAR MONKEYS, which tells the story of a janitor who gets trapped in an underground research facility with military-trained monkeys. I’m guessing monkey-shit hits the fan.

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Eric Walkuski

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