More badass Machete lobby cards! Seagal!!!!!!

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Last Updated on July 23, 2021

You’ve seen our MACHETE POSTER/LOBBY CARD EXCLUSIVE HERE. But we’re not alone. Over at ComingSoon.net there are two new lobby cards featuring the straight-out-of-the-80s Jessica Alba and our man in action Steven Seagal rockin’ not one but two Samurai swords while in combat with Machete. Alba is pretty ‘meh’ here, but seeing Seagal in something other than STD has me all excited, especially since he looks like such a badass.

And the boys at MovieWeb scored a couple of lobby cards as well, with DeNiro taken hostage and Rodriguez working out of a Taco truck. These here are the “lamest” of the bunch, but still pretty sweet in the scheme of things. To check out the FULL LOBBY CARDS, click the PREVIEW PICS within this story and Machete away!

Source: Coming Soon, Movieweb

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