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PLOT: When scientists Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) and Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) discover a series of ancient cave paintings that seem to be an interstellar map, they’re whisked away on a trillion-dollar journey aboard the spaceship Prometheus, to discover what...
PLOT: The mutated, man-eating piranhas are back, and this time- they’re munching on the visitors to a water-park owned by Chet (David Koechner), and his step-daughter Maddy (Danielle Panabaker). REVIEW: “Welcome to rock bottom.” So says David Hasselhoff towards the...
Plot: Brent (Xavier Samuel) is a teenager who’s been badly shaken by the recent death of his father. A shell of his former self, and prone to self abuse, the one bright spot in his life is his lovely girlfriend,...
PLOT: When her father the king is murdered by his new wife, Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron), Snow White (Kristen Stewart) is imprisoned, until the day she comes of age, when the evil queen will devour her heart in order to...
PLOT: Eric Packer (Robert Pattinson) – a billionaire asset manager, travels in his high-tech stretch limo across NYC to get a haircut. Along the way, he confers with various employees, an art dealer (Juliette Binoche), a financial guru (Samantha Morton),...
PLOT: Henry Burke has his entire life set out for him. He is on the road to becoming class valedictorian and then off to MIT where he will no doubt be set for life. That is until he reconnects with...
John “The Arrow” Fallon’s review will go live on the site this weekend! PLOT: Won’t horror movie characters ever learn? If you travel to a strange land and someone promises you a vacation you’ll never forget, what they mean is...
PLOT: Upon discovering that a villainous alien has traveled back in time to 1969 and killed his partner, Agent J must jump back a day earlier to help thwart the menace, save his partner’s life, and effectively rescue the world...
PLOT: Won’t horror movie characters ever learn? If you travel to a strange land and someone promises you a vacation you’ll never forget, what they mean is you won’t be alive long enough to forget it. Such is the case...
PLOT: Virginia (Jennifer Connelly) is an unstable woman, caught in a decades-long affair with the local sheriff (Ed Harris)- a hardcore Mormon, which gets complicated once her sixteen-year-old son (Harrison Gilbertston) falls for the sheriff’s daughter (Emma Roberts). REVIEW: VIRGINIA...
