Movie Reviews

Review: Pretty Dead (directed by Benjamin Wilkins)

Rating: 8/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: Regina Stevens is your average gal, except we find out that she murdered and ate 4 other dudes. Here’s what we know- she went to a party one night and had a strange reaction to some cocaine. She feels...

Review: Dark Tide

Rating: 3/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: When “shark whisperer” Kate Mathieson’s mentor is killed while filming great whites, she vows to never go in the water again… or something like that. Yet after years of running a shark sighting tour, she finds herself losing money...

Review: Mirror Mirror

Rating: 6/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: After taking over the kingdom when her latest husband is killed, The Queen raises his beautiful daughter Snow White, hidden from the world. Once Snow is old enough, she ventures out into the wild without permission. There she finds...

Review: Intruders, (starring Clive Owen)

Rating: 6/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: Hollow Face is waiting. He is watching. And he is hiding in the dark corners of the night, just out of sight. He haunts two children in two stories that somehow may be connected. Yet it is a desperate...

Review: Wrath of the Titans

Rating: 5/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: Years after his adventures in CLASH OF THE TITANS, Perseus (Sam Worthington) is once again pressed into battle, with him being forced to rescue his father- the God Zeus (Liam Neeson) who’s been imprisoned by his rogue son Ares...

Review: Bully

Rating: 7/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: A documentary on the effect of childhood bullying, focusing on the experiences of several students in Georgia, Oklahoma, Iowa, Mississippi, and Texas, and the grief stricken families of two bullied boys who committed suicide. REVIEW: BULLY is a film...

Review: Intruders

Rating: 6/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: Hollow Face is waiting. He is watching. And he is hiding in the dark corners of the night, just out of sight. He haunts two children in two stories that somehow may be connected. Yet it is a desperate...

Review: Goon

Rating: 9/10

Posted 14 years ago

“It’s just too bad those are your teammates you just f*cked up out there. Of course on the bright side, those are your teammates you just f*cked up out there.”- Coach Rollie Hortense PLOT: A dimwitted bouncer with a heart...

Review: The Hunger Games (Bumbray’s take)

Rating: 8/10

Posted 14 years ago

Read JimmyO’s review here PLOT: In a society where a past revolt is punished by having each of twelve districts offer up their young as tribute, in a fight to the death where only one will live to be crowned...

Review: The FP

Rating: 4/10

Posted 14 years ago

PLOT: Yo chump! Mutha f*ckaz be killin’ this here THE mutha f*ckin’ FP for real! In a battle for control of Frazier Park, two men duke it out via a popular dance game. Yet when good guy JTRO’s brother for...

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