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PLOT: Hard times have come upon the Alvarez family. Proud papa Miguel is left waiting for his successful son to come and save them from the hardship they have fallen under. Not to mention the drug dealers polluting their homeland....
PLOT: A disaffected substitute teacher with a troubled past must navigate his way through a flawed school system rife with disinterested students and emotionless teachers. REVIEW: “The worst part about this job is that nobody says ‘thank you.'” In many...
PLOT: A fast-talking literary agent (Eddie Murphy) who’s trying to sign a famous self-help guru, is pricked by a magical tree. As a result, each word he says results in a leaf falling from the tree. When the tree is...
Read John “The Arrow” Fallon’s review of the original: The Silent House aka La casa muda, here! PLOT: A young woman goes to her family’s isolated cottage to help clean it up before it’s sold. However, it soon becomes apparent...
PLOT: A fisheries expert (Ewan McGregor) is approached by a consultant (Emily Blunt) whose client, a wealthy Sheik (Amr Waked)- is willing to spend tens of millions of dollars to bring Salmon Fishing to the Yemen. REVIEW: SALMON FISHING IN...
PLOT: While cleaning out their summer home in hopes to sell the property, Sarah and her father find that they may not be alone. When she hears someone moving throughout the dark home – there is conveniently no light inside...
PLOT: A Civil-War vet, John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) is magically plucked from our world, and transported to Barsoom- aka Mars, which is being ravaged by an evil warlord named Sab Than (Dominic West) who’s under the control of a race...
PLOT: Jason (Adam Scott) and Julie (Jennifer Westfeldt) are life-long friends, who’ve never entertained the notion of sleeping together. When their best friends, couples Leslie (Maya Rudolph) and Alex (Chris O’Dowd), and Ben (Jon Hamm) and Missy (Kristen Wiig) start...
PLOT: Three high-schoolers throw a house party that quickly spirals out of control. REVIEW: I remember when PROJECT X was announced in the trades. HANGOVER director Todd Phillips, was on-board Godfathering the hush-hush project, which did a massive coast-to-coast talent...
PLOT: Tim and Eric are actors who were given a billion dollars to make a movie. The film they shot is around three minutes and it features a man they thought was Johnny Depp… they were wrong. Needless to say,...
