Movie Reviews

Review: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

Rating: 7/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: Morgan Spurlock investigates product placement in mass-media, with him deciding to fund a documentary on the subject solely through product placement with corporate partners. REVIEW: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER SOLD is just as much of an eye-opener as his...

Review: Bridesmaids

Rating: 9/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: Annie is a charming, yet decidedly unhappy woman trying to find her way in life. The one bright star is that she has always been able to count on her best friend Lillian. Things change however when Annie finds...

Review: The Victim, written, directed and starring Michael Biehn

Rating: 7/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: When a stripper’s (Jennifer Blanc) best friend is raped and killed in the woods by a high-ranking crooked cop (Ryan Honey), she seeks refuge from a lonesome ex-con (Michael Biehn) living in a secluded cabin. As her attackers encroach,...

Review: The Conspirator

Rating: 8/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: A dramatization of the trial of Mary Surrat (Robin Wright Penn), who; along with seven men, is accused of being confederates of John Wilkes Booth (Toby Kebbell)- the man who killed Abraham Lincoln. She’s defended by a Union war...

Review: Something Borrowed

Rating: 3/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: When Darcy decided to marry Dex, she knew that it was a match made in heaven. With her BFF Rachel as her maid of honor and a beautiful wedding being planned, nothing could go wrong. Nothing, that is until...

Review: Thor

Rating: 8/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: Arrogant warrior Thor (Chris Hemsworth), heir to the throne of Asgard, is cast out of his realm by his father, King Odin (Anthony Hopkins). He’s banished to Earth, where he meets a young physicist, Jane Foster (Natalie Portman). While...

Review: Dylan Dog (2011), starring Brandon Routh.

Rating: 4/10

Posted 15 years ago

NOTE: The film didn’t open in The Arrow’s neck of hell; he will review the film when he’s able to see it. PLOT: Dylan Dog is a private investigator who has given up the life of monster protector of sorts....

Review: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

Rating: 4/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: Dylan Dog is a private investigator who has given up the life of monster protector of sorts. It seems that a long time ago, he kept the balance between beasts and humans, and now he returns to his supernatural...

Review: Jon Hewitt’s X (2011), starring Viva Bianca.

Rating: 7/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: Holly (Viva Bianca) is a seasoned call-girl working her last night on the job before taking a jet plane to Paris and starting a new life for herself. Shay (Shannon Magnan Lawrence) just ran away from home and is...

Review: Fast Five

Rating: 8/10

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: After the events of the last film; Dominic (Vin Diesel), Brian (Paul Walker) and Mia (Jordana Brewster) are now fugitives, and hiding out in Rio De Janeiro. After a heist goes wrong, they find themselves marked for death by...

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