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PLOT: When his parents are killed in a hit-and-run, a depression-era veterinary student; Jacob (Robert Pattinson) hits the road, and falls in with a traveling circus, lorded over by a sadistic maestro; August (Christoph Waltz). He becomes the de facto...
PLOT: A documentary examining the life of Bill Hicks; widely considered one of the greatest stand-up comics of all-time, who tragically died from cancer at age thirty-two. REVIEW: Bill Hicks was a genius. One of the greatest pop-culture tragedies of...
PLOT: A documentary retrospective chronicling the SCREAM franchise, from Wes Craven’s genre-changing original back in 1996, to the oft-dismissed SCREAM 3 released in 2000. Interviews with many principals involved in each and every film, including Wes Craven himself, Neve Campell,...
PLOT: Returning to Woodsboro to launch her new self-help book, Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), once again finds herself the target of the Ghostface Killer. With the killer now stalking her niece Jill (Emma Roberts), and her group of friends, including...
PLOT: A hobo (Rutger Hauer) arrives in a town plagued with crime; which is ruled over by a crime lord named Drake (Brian Downey), and his two psychotic sons. Tired of the rampant crime, the titular hobo buys himself a...
PLOT: When a domesticated blue macaw is brought to Rio in order to mate with a female, the two birds find themselves trying to escape bumbling bird smugglers. While chained together, both of the birds must come to accept the...
PLOT: A boozy playboy named Arthur (Russell Brand), stands to lose his multi-billion dollar inheritance if he doesn’t settle down and marry the businesswoman, Susan (Jennifer Garner) that his mother has chosen to be his mate. Meanwhile, Arthur falls in...
Plot: A journalism student tracks the bloody path of a serial killer who has a nifty gimmick – he makes people choose how they will die, who they will kill, or in what way they’ll be mutilated. While her father...
PLOT: Lazy Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride) has always been in the shadow of his noble, heroic, older brother Fabious (James Franco). When Fabious’ virginal bride Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel) is kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the two mismatched...
PLOT: A man wakes up trapped in a wrecked car at the bottom of a ravine, with no memory of who he is or who he got there, and a rotting corpse in the back seat. As he works to...
