This here be the moment you have all been waiting for: the revelation of not one, but three hot-off-the-presses banners for Summit Entertainment’s THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. These banners will be displayed prominently in every theater across the country in a few days, and you won’t be able to escape them until well after November 20th, when the film is eventually released.
Yahoo!Movies are the lucky bastards to give us the first look at these banners, which are essentially giant posters of the flick, and the verdict? Just as hokey-pokey as you’d expect.
I get that the whole TWILIGHT universe isn’t really horror, but they sure as hell are trying to pimp it out that way, aren’t they? Pasty vampires both young and old, and dudes in sleeveless Tees and tattoos. Ok, maybe I’m the only one who finds that last one horrifying..
The flick stars a crapload of people, including Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Rachelle Lefevre, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Michael Sheen, and Dakota Fanning, and will be hitting theaters everywhere November 20, 2009.
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