One-eyed Monster

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Oh, we’ve got ourselves one hum(mer)-dinger of a horror/comedy right here! Let’s not get too far ahead of things. Butt I think this member has the juice to really rise to the top of its subgenre! Now prick up your ears because here comes the title: ONE EYED MONSTER. Wanna guess what it’s about? No need. I’ll let it out right now. Here’s the long version:

In February 2007, ten people went to the remote mountains of Northern California to shoot an adult movie. What happened next was something no one expected, but everyone saw coming. Prepare for an homage to ALIEN, THE THING, and porn.

And here’s the short version: A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

Well, I’m already sold, but I tend to be pretty easy when the subject matter involves both horror and porn. However, I believe that ol’ ONE EYED will have little trouble seducing most everyone. Check out that great poster up top. Plus, this ain’t some lame, no-talent cheap-o either! You’ve got a cast of real talented actors! Check it out:

Amber Benson (below), who some may remember from BUFFY (she played Willow’s lesbian witch lover), Jason Graham (SISTER’S KEEPER), Charles Napier (SILENCE OF THE LAMBS), Jeff Denton (AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION), Caleb Mayo, Bart Fletcher, and of course, Ron Jeremy!

Not bad, huh? They had to get Jeremy. It just wouldn’t have had that authentic “porn” feel without him. The director of this MONSTER is Adam Fields who co-wrote the script with Jordan Fields. I’ll be keeping my eye out for an official release.

Source: Bloody-D

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