P2 site opens

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Just the other day we displayed an image from the Alex Aja-produced flick P2, about an unhinged security guard (Wes Bentley) stalking a pretty young thang (Rachel Nichols). Now we’re gonna lead you toward the parking-garage-set horror movie’s official site, which only sports a brief teaser thus far.

It sports the curious tagline “The only thing worse than finding yourself alone in a parking garage, is discovering you’re not!” Well, if it’s just you and an old lady you’re probably okay. Or you and a woman with a stroller… You with a security guard who’s NOT homicidal… Look, the tagline should be more accurate: “The only thing worse than finding yourself alone in a parking garage, is discovering you’re with Wes Bentley.”

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Eric Walkuski

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