It’s all about RAMBO ’round these parts this week, as the warrior/senior-citizen has a new flick coming out this Friday in case you haven’t heard, and AITH is certainly as stoked as anyone – give a look to our REEL ACTION RAMBO TRIBUTE for proof!
Well, maybe not as stoked as John Mueller from the L.A. Times, as the man has seemingly put much time into digging for the bloody details of the franchise – and coming out with a few whoppers. See below a chart documenting Rambo’s messy stats throughout the series – such as “Number of people killed per minute” and “Sequences in which Rambo is shot at without a significant result.” (Fun fact: RAMBO III has 38!!).
And it’s not just the first three films we’re talking about here – Mueller has apparently seen the latest entry. Good news fans – seems like this might be the most violent, body-dropping RAMBO yet: In terms of piling up the corpses, it outdoes part 3 by at least 100 stiffs, baby! Yes I’m a sick maniac. Bring it on!
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