Rob Zombie hits us with another Lords of Salem teaser: The Lords are coming!

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Last Updated on July 23, 2021

So how are you guys feeling about Rob Zombie’s LORDS OF SALEM? Personally I’m definitely intriguied by the project. And the fact that Zombie seems really into it can only be a good sign, right? Right.

You see folks Zombie is at it again, once again updating his Facebook with official LORDS OF SALEM goods to get our hearts pumping. Actually… this newest teaser one-sheet probably won’t get anything pumping but it’s still pretty cool. They’re coming folks, The Lords are coming! Scroll on down directly below to see for yourself.

Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at a local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the “Big H Radio Team”.

A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, “a gift from the Lords”. She assumes it’s a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords’ record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.

Later Whitey plays the Lords’ record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners.

The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H Team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they’re expecting: the original Lords of Salem are returning, and they’re out for BLOOD.

According to Zombie casting for the flick is moving right along and he hopes to be able to announce some names soon. One thing we know – Mrs. Sheri Moon Zombie (below) will be along for the ride.

Source: Facebook

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