In case you hadn’t figured it out before, with all the NEW STILLS and whatnot coming out of VAMPIRES SUCK, then the new Russian poster says it all: this movie is spoofing NEW MOON and the rest of the TWILIGHT SAGA.
It also appears to be taking a stab at Buffy the Vampire Slayer (is she still relevant?) and chihuahuas for some reason, which just goes to show how lame this f*cking movie is going to be.
But let’s say you want to know what this f*cker’s all about. Check it: A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
Yeesh. Enjoy the new Russian poster below, and get ready for VAMPIRES SUCK in theaters everywhere August 18, 2010.
Anneliese van der Pol’s glorious side-boob action
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