Fresh off the news that Anna Farris will not be returning to the franchise she helped create, we’ve got word on exactly what SCARY MOVIE 5 will be about!
You see according to Feature Film Auditions the flick will be a direct spoof of Darren Aronofsky’s Oscar-nominated flick BLACK SWAN. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the rundown for SCARY MOVIE 5:
SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.
And here’s the casting call: The casting notice calls for lead actors requires dance skills as well as the ability to play comedy in a grounded dramatic style. Other roles for non-dancers of various ages are also being cast. Extras will be hired in both Los Angeles and Vancouver, where shooting will take place beginning June 15, 2012.
So what do you guys think? You digging a SCARY MOVIE poking fun at BLACK SWAN or do you think it’s time for the SCARY MOVIE franchise to hang it up? Spit some bullets below and let us know as we wait for more news on Malcolm Lee’s SCARY MOVIE 5 to drop our way before it’s January 11, 2013 release date.
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