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Burn After TV spots

Posted 18 years ago

Four new tv spots recently surfaced on the interwebs for the Coen Bros.’ dark comedy BURN AFTER READING, each focusing on one of the film’s main characters. In it, Chad (Brad Pitt) and Harry (George Clooney), with a little half-witted...

1st Jen’s Body review!

Posted 18 years ago

Hot off the heels of the first ever BENJAMIN BUTTON review , we’ve got another “first ever” review today – this time a look at the horror-comedy JENNIFER’S BODY. Starring Megan Fox with a script by JUNO Oscar-winner Diablo Cody....

Burn After poster

Posted 18 years ago

Oooh, Cinematical landed a juicy teaser poster exclusive today – the text-centric teaser for the Coen Bros.’ upcoming dark spy comedy BURN AFTER READING. In it, George Clooney and Brad Pitt star as half-witted gym employees who attempt to blackmail...

Review: The Foot Fist Way

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Fred Simmons is a Tae Kwon Do instructor who thinks he has it all together. That is, until he finds out his wife has a tendency to cheat on him. Somehow he tries to incorporate what he teaches to...

INT: Uwe Boll

Posted 18 years ago

Uwe Boll! With the mere mention of his name, I’m sure a few of you are already getting ready to post negative feedback. He is the man behind such films as HOUSE OF THE DEAD, BLOODRAYNE and BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE...

Three Go Crazy

Posted 19 years ago

Tim Allen is directing a film, because acting isn’t enough, and he just landed some serious female talent in the from of Jeanne Tripplehorn and Sigourney Weaver, not mention a character actor at the top of his game in the...

Jennifer’s Body gets more

Posted 19 years ago

My man, Eric, last reported to you all here about casting for JENNIFER’S BODY. Well, now it seems that this hot horror commodity from Oscar-winning writer Diablo Cody has some more fresh cast news. The O.C.’s Adam Brody and SPIDERMAN’s...

Jen’s Body wants Simmons

Posted 19 years ago

I’ve never heard of this “Johnny Simmons” before, but he just became my least favorite person on the planet. Why’s that, you ask? Cuz this guy, who has a track-record consisting of EVAN ALMIGHTY and BOOGEYMAN 2, just landed a...

The Bottom Shelf #149

Posted 19 years ago

These movies remind me of good times back in my past. Not like the other bad memories. Of bad haircuts and stupid wardrobe choices… aw, crap. Never mind. But these movies are still worth watching. KRUSH GROOVE (1985) Directed by:...

RA: Wanted: Dead Or Alive

Posted 19 years ago

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE Rating: 2.5 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline: He’s the best there is at a job he hates. Directed by Gary Sherman Starring: Rutger Hauer, Gene Simmons, Robert Guillaume, Mel Harris THE PLAN: An...

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