Say this much for SEED – it doesn’t look like your typical Uwe Boll film. No, it looks more amateurish and low-budget – like a film-student’s attempt at being edgy. (Boll makes about 58 movies a year, so he probably shot this flick during lunch breaks on BLOODRAYNE 2: SUCK HARDER)
In fact, it IS an edgy film – because it opens with graphic footage of animals being slaughtered (read my previous article on that HERE). Nothing says “I’ll prove to you that I’m a misunderstood genius” like bitchslapping the audience with images of dogs being skinned. But this is the man who thinks 9/11 is fair game for tasteless humor.
So why am I bothering you with this? It’s a slow day! And it’s the Boll, c’mon, you know you can’t resist. Click it HERE to watch some SEED clips!
Speaking of Bloodrayne 2: It’s Natassia Malthe!
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