Simon’s New Poster

By Ammon Gilbert

Posted 20 years ago

Last Updated on July 28, 2021

Those happenin’ kats over at The Horror Channel scored three brand spankin’ new posters for the upcoming Crispin Glover slasherfest SIMON SAYS. And yes, they f*cking rock!

Released by Dark Moon Pictures, some have called this slaughterfest one of the most brutal scripts out there- and when it’s a slasher flick, you know that’s sayin’ a lot!

Besides Glover, SAYS stars Margo Harshman and Greg Cipes, and is from director William Dear- yes, the same dude who brought us HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS and ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD. Weird choice? Yeah, I wouldn’t have matched the two together, but I’d sure as hell can’t argue with this poster!

To check out the other 2 posters, go ahead and click HERE, and stay tuned for more updates- like when this puppy is unleashed upon us! Crispen as serial killer? I’m SO there!

Source: The Horror Channel

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