Strip Club Slasher fun

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Just like last week’s raunchy, fun sex/horror BURLESQUE MASSACRE, I’ve got yet another boobs and blood bash to tell you about! This one’s called STRIP CLUB SLASHER. Can you possibly guess what the f*ck it’s about? Yeah, that’s kind of a trick question. But shit, as soon as I saw the name, I pretty much knew that I had to look into it for you guys. And sure enough, the plot is all kinds of AITH! Check it:

A seedy, small town strip joint takes a down and dirty donkey punch to the back of the head when one of the girls is brutally murdered. Fearing that the killer may be targeting the local talent, the authorities shut the place down while they investigate the crime. Sad and scared, the other girls decide to spend the weekend together to reflect on the loss of their friend and to keep each other safe. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll ensue before everything comes to a scream-filled halt when a madman starts picking them off in a brutal display of blood drenched depravity!

Well, somebody just tell me where I hit ‘play’. Sadly, we still have to wait for this SLASHER to get filmed, but hopefully it happens real soon. Filmmaker, Jason Stephenson, is looking to assemble this piece (of ass) for our viewing pleasure. His wonderful cast includes Joe Knetter, Elske McCain (below), Scarlet Salem, Rachel Grubb, Leah Avery, Corrine Manning, and Linday Starr. For more info, you can check out its MySpace page here.

Source: MySpace

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