Taco time, now in High Resolution! The Machete Kills international trailer has arrived

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I am an unabashed fan of Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE. It was a completely ridiculous, over the top gorefest that just made me smile at the sheer insanity of it. I keep it ranked up there with SHOOT 'EM UP as my favorite intentionally bad awesome movies. When MACHETE KILLS was teased at the end of the movie, I knew we would continue to get these fun movies with celebrities enjoying going crazy. It has been far too long since we have had any news on MACHETE KILLS.

UPDATE: While we wait for the official domestic trailer, we now have the Spanish-language International trailer featuring Michelle Rodriguez and Lady Gaga in higher resolution.It made me smile to know we are in for another roller coaster of violence with Danny Trejo in the front seat.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.

MACHETE KILLS features the return of Trejo, Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan. Joining the fun are Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen (aka Carlos Estevez), Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Antonio Banderas, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Cheech Marin, Alexa Vega, and Cuba Gooding, Jr. MACHETE KILLS opens September 13, 2013.

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