A horde of rampaging warriors massacre the parents of young Conan and enslave the young child for years on The Wheel of Pain. As the sole survivor of the childhood massacre, Conan is released from slavery and taught the ancient arts...See more of fighting. Transforming himself into a killing machine, Conan travels into the wilderness to seek vengeance on Thulsa Doom, the man responsible for killing his family. In the wilderness, Conan takes up with the thieves Valeria and Subotai. The group comes upon King Osric, who wants the trio of warriors to help rescue his daughter who has joined Doom in the hills.
Some cliche somewhere said that ‘a picture is worth a thousand words.’ This has proven to be the case for me and especially when it comes to fan art. I have always sought out great fan art and have wanted...
Even though he was bordering on a caricature of the uber-military hard ass, I thought Stephen Lang’s turn in AVATAR as Col. Quaritch was one of the highlights of the film. And it appears someone else thought that too, as...
Just a few days after we heard that Mickey Rourke was going to be playing Conan’s father, we have new news from the film, that the villainous role of Ufaka has been cast. Latino Review is reporting that the role...
I never had time to write a CAST THIS column for Conan before the role went to Stargate Atlantis’ Jason Momoa, and now the same role has been cast….again! Well, sort of. Latino Review is reporting that the role of...
No, we’re not talking about who’s going to play Conan O’Brien in the upcoming film adaptation of LATE NIGHT DISASTER: A STORY OF NETWORK EXECUTIVE ASSCLOWNS, rather this is Conan the Barbarian, and now there appears to be a shortlist...
Time to start getting your hopes up. Dolph Lundgren is in talks with the CONAN producers (who also happen to be the EXPENDABLES producers) about a possible role in the upcoming film. No, he’s clearly not going to be the...
Did you guys know a new CONAN movie was being made? I didn’t, and it’s my job to know these things. Needless to say, I’m pretty humbled right now, pretty deflated, and I almost don’t feel like going on. But...
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