Conan teaser poster

By Ben Barna

Posted 19 years ago

Did you guys know a new CONAN movie was being made? I didn’t, and it’s my job to know these things. Needless to say, I’m pretty humbled right now, pretty deflated, and I almost don’t feel like going on. But that would be letting my friends and family down, and I’m just not ready to do that, you know? A new teaser poster has been released online, which you can see BELOW, but I use the word ‘teaser’ emphatically, because according to imdb.com, Conan hasn’t even been cast yet. What a presumptuous poster then, to assume that whoever plays Conan will have pythons the size of the dude’s below. There isn’t even a director attached to this thing yet. Shouldn’t they be worrying about that before releasing a rather dull teaser poster?

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