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Awfully Good: Santa With Muscles

Posted 11 years ago

Jason A month of bad holiday movies begins! Santa With Muscles (1996) Director: John Murlowski Stars: Hulk Hogan, Mila Kunis, Ed Begley Jr. A Scrooge-y millionaire gets amnesia and thinks he’s Santa Claus on a mission to save an orphanage....

The F*cking Black Sheep: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Posted 12 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We're hoping this column will...

Cool Horror Videos: A creepy Santa comes calling

Posted 12 years ago

Ho ho hoooooly crap! Here’s a neat little holiday horror short guaranteed to make you think twice about who – or what – will be crawling down your chimney this Christmas. SANTA is short and sweet, running only about 90...

Face-Off: The Woman (Inside) Vs. Santa (Silent Night)

Posted 12 years ago

I was glad to see that the majority of our faithful AITHers understood the meaning behind our last Thanksgiving-themed Face-Off. I’ll spell it out once more, for all to see: the Face-Off was about who would be a BETTER GUEST...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

Posted 13 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Arrow’s Christmas wish list! Come on Santa! Deliver!

Posted 13 years ago

Christmas is around the corner and I am sure lots of you already pumped out your gift wish list to family and friends. Well now it’s my turn! Here’s what I want for Christmas! And be sure to share with...

Awfully Good: Silent Night

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Silent Night (2012) Director: Steven C. Miller Stars: Jaime King, Malcom McDowell, Donal Logue Santa Claus is coming to town! To kill you with an axe. We’ve seen our fair share of killer Kris Kringle movies, from SANTA’S SLAY...