Scary Movie 5

It’s the Booze Talkin’: F*ck Scary Movie 5! Give us the sequels we want!

Posted 12 years ago

Last week a horrific inevitability shook cinemas across the nation: the release of SCARY MOVIE 5. Yet another sequel to a tired-out “spoof” franchise that no one seemed to be asking for, and yet.. they went ahead and made it...

Movie Reviews

Review: Scary Movie 5

Posted 12 years ago

PLOT: Spoofing the movie MAMA, a young couple, Dan (Simon Rex) and Jody (Ashley Tisdale), gets custody of Dan’s late brother’s kids, who are haunted by a ghostly spectre. REVIEW: Every once in a while a movie comes along that’s...

More self-referential jokes from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in this new clip for Scary Movie 5

Posted 12 years ago

With a seven year gap between films four and five and the similiar parody A HAUNTED HOUSE just released not too long ago, I can’t help but think this may be the last film we see in the SCARY MOVIE...

Movie Trailers

The second trailer for Scary Movie 5 throws in homages to Mama, Sinister, and Evil Dead

Posted 12 years ago

If you weren’t already excited to see SCARY MOVIE 5, now you will be even less so. The latest trailer for the horror spoof movie is just as desperate and redundant as the last one. But, the filmmakers decided to...

It’s the Booze Talkin’: Genre films to see & to avoid in 2013!

Posted 12 years ago

The year 2012 was a damn fine year for movies, where both genre flicks and big budget extravaganza ended up being more awesome than usual. It was a good year to be a movie fan, which obviously puts a lot...

Movie News

The trailer for Scary Movie 5 is the final nail in that franchise’s coffin

Posted 12 years ago

Because you have all been clamoring for it, the trailer for SCARY MOVIE 5 is finally here! Despite seven years since the fourth film, someone still thought it was a good idea to make another spoof of the horror genre...

The first image from Scary Movie 5 is a meeting of PR car wrecks

Posted 13 years ago

I am pretty sure the world stopped caring about SCARY MOVIE after the second one, but here we are talking about SCARY MOVIE 5. At this point, the buzz for the spoof is more about Lindsay Lohan and whether she...

Did Lindsay Lohan try to get out of Scary Movie 5?

Posted 13 years ago

It’s not like we were begging for another sequel to the SCARY MOVIE franchise, but that’s not stopping Hollywood from churning one out.  And why shouldn’t they?  They’re relatively cheap to make with B-list stars and cheesy effects and the...

Lindsay Lohan to join Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5

Posted 13 years ago

It’s still up in the air as to whether the news of SCARY MOVIE 5’s existence will end up being scarier than the movie itself – still, those curious enough to see it can now look forward to Lindsay Lohan...

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