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Kids are on the run in the post-apocalyptic Girl With No Mouth trailer

A trailer has been released for the Turkish thriller GIRL WITH NO MOUTH, a film with the tagline on its poster that says, "a grim post-apocalyptic adventure for the whole family!" Huh. Anyway, here's the official synopsis: In a war-torn post-apocalyptic...

Posted 6 years ago

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Necessary Evil: Thanksgiving Horror!

Posted 9 years ago

Gobble Gobble, my holiday horror heads! Hope you enjoyed stuffing your faces yesterday and also ate up our last Teacher's Convention Necessary Evil! Today, as you probably already know, we are celebrating the magic of Turkey Day with our own...

Baskin (Movie Review)

Posted 10 years ago

PLOT: When a squadron of Turkish police officers unwittingly stumble upon an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere, they witness a ceremonial black mass that opens a portal to hell. REVIEW: It's not terribly often you see a competently...

Awfully Good: Turkish Star Wars + Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (Video)

Posted 10 years ago

Jason Turkish Star Wars (1982) Director: Some Turkish Guy Stars: Other Turkish Guys A group of intergalactic heroes laugh in the face of international copyright law. Remember last week when I accused STARCRASH of ripping off STAR...

Thanksgiving Face-Off: Best guest? Freddy Krueger or Pinhead?

Posted 11 years ago

The majority of wolf hounds agreed with the outcome of our last Face-Off that had An American Werewolf in London taking top dog over The Howling. Of course, many people still expressed the pretty solid fact that The Howling is...

Thanksgiving Face-Off: Leatherface Vs. The Creeper

Posted 12 years ago

It feels like a holiday miracle that the crappy Friday the 13th remake actually got some minor love with our last Face-Off. It seems that the majority disagreed with the outcome that had Ken Kirzinger beating Derek Mears as the...

Creepy trailer for Turkish horror The Jinn (El Cin)

Posted 13 years ago

Turkey isn’t really recognized as a country that produces great cinematic fare and is mostly known for the gloriously trashy genre fare populated by cheap rip-offs of Hollywood fare (thanks to a lack of copyright laws for entire decades). My...

Awfully Good: ThanksKilling 3

Posted 13 years ago

Jason ThanksKilling 3 (2012) Director: Jordan Downey Stars: Daniel Usaj, Jordan Downey, Kevin Stewart THANKSKILLING 2 was the worst movie ever made and as a result every copy has been destroyed… except one. Now Turkie, the killer bird from the...