These two banners for Jack the Giant Slayer warn that something giant is coming

By Alejandro Stepenberg

Posted 13 years ago

JACK THE GIANT SLAYER is coming.

This much we now know. Will people come to theatres in response to it and watch the thing? This much we don’t know, and the prognosis is so murky that I can’t for the life of me predict how things will go.

One thing’s for certain – if Jack fails in his quest, at least we can rely on Stanley Tucci‘s strange stinkeye/sassy-wink combo facial maneuver to save the day. Or at least stun the ladies into confusion.

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Alejandro Stepenberg

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