U.K. Cottage poster

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

The first poster for the U.K. horror/comedy THE COTTAGE, starring Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Doug Bradley and hot hot hottie Jennifer Ellison (pictured below) is up at Dread Central. Word has been good so far for the flick, which was picked up by Sony for U.S. distribution a few months ago. No date is set for the States as of yet.

Supposedly a wacky combination of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and SHAUN OF THE DEAD, THE COTTAGE is set in a remote part of the countryside, where a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for our four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

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