Vampire’s Assistant pics

By Ammon Gilbert

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Hot off the revelation of THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT’s first trailer earlier this week (you know you want to CHECK IT OUT), Universal Pictures released a number of new images from the film today, and… well, if you dug on the trailer and everything this film is about, then you may just find yourself digging on these too.

Personally, absolutely nothing about this film appeals to me. A pre-teen vampire flick with a bearded Salma Hayek. Um, yeah. No. Not really. And these new images don’t help sell their case either. Plus, considering the original title (CIRQUE DU FREAK), I keep waiting to see some freaks and I haven’t really seen any yet. Where’s the freaks?

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