The suckiness of VAMPIRE’S SUCK is bleeding through each and every poster they release for this thing… and with each one, I’m even more certain that the film is gonna blow donkey balls.
Last week we caught the Russian poster for the film (HERE), and today we have the German poster, rockin’ the TWILIGHT angle harder than ever before. Blech….
This is the weird thing about VAMPIRE’S SUCK: I hate the TWILIGHT series and everything that has to do with the new vampires fad, and yet seeing a movie that spoof’s those movies, especially this f*cking movie, I have absolutely no desire to go check out. F*ck that, my time is too valuable to waste it on such garbage.
Anyway, enjoy the new German poster below and ready to suck ass when VAMPIRE’S SUCK hits theaters everywhere August 18, 2010.
Even more of Anneliese van der Pol’s side-boob action!
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