The first official week of summer, and still no love given to horror via any theatrical releases. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting some serious withdraws! That said, a few somewhat noteworthy DVDs hitting stores this week, including Crispin Glover’s crazy ass in SIMON SAYS, Vinnie Jones against a swamp in LEGEND OF THE BOG, and the totally-80s HOBGOBLINS.
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
SIMON SAYS
Rated: R
Starring Crispin Glover, Blake Lively
Directed by William Dear
Run Time: 86 Min.
Five college friends choose to spend their vacation debauching at the riverside. They find the perfect place to camp out, but end up crossing paths with twin brothers Simon and Stanley, who then begin to knock off the campers in some extremely creative (and extremely gruesome) ways. Enjoy the splatter.
LEGEND OF THE BOG
Rated:R
Starring Vinnie Jones
Directed Brendan Foley
Run Time: 92 minutes
When a 2000-year old mummified murder victim, a “bog body,” is inadvertently disturbed he rises from the dead to wreak havoc on a local group of strangers who unwittingly share a guilty secret. Alone in the dark, they fight for survival as this mysterious victim seeks vengeance on their dark past.
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HOBGOBLINS
Rated: NotRated
Starring Tom Bartlett, Paige Sullivan, Steven Boggs
Directed by Rick Sloane
Run Time: 88 minutes
A group of hobgoblins, who allow you to live out your fantasies but kill you in the process, escape from a studio vault, and a security guard and his friends must stop them before dawn.
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