
Yup, with just less than a week to go until X-Mas, the studios are kind of giving us the shaft when it comes to releases this week. An animated Keanu Reeves, the next project from that BLAIR WITCH kid, an adult fairy tale (and no, it ain’t porn!), and two movies about a cult of weirdos (one horrible, the other classic). Hope these hold ya over for the big day, as next week (surprise, surprise) is lookin’ a wee bit more promising!
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
A SCANNER DARKLY
Rated: R
Directed by Richard Linklater
Starring Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, Rory Cochrane, Winona Ryder.
Run Time: 100 min.

The L.A. of a not-too-distant future suffers a surge of drug abuse involving a new ultra-addictive and eventually brain-damaging substance simply named “D”. Bob Arctor is an undercover narc leading a double life, dutifully reporting to his superiors while effectively having abandoned whatever normal existence he had for a “D” user/dealer career. But this schizophrenic situation and the drug-induced memory and concentration lapses put Bob under mounting stress.
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ALTERED
Rated: R
Directed by Eduardo Sánchez
Starring James Gammon, Brad William Henke, Adam Kaufman.
Run Time: 1 hr. 28 min.

Fifteen years ago, five men were abducted by aliens. Only four returned. Now, these same four men have managed to capture one of the creatures who killed their friend and ruined their lives. It’s time for payback but payback swings both ways.
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LADY IN THE WATER
Rated: PG-13
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Starring Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jeffrey Wright.
Run Time: 109 minutes

Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep (Giamatti) rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.
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THE WICKER MAN REMAKE
Rated: PG-13
Directed by Neil LaBute
Starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan.
Run Time: 106 minutes

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there’s a larger mystery to solve among the island’s secretive, neo-pagan community.
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THE WICKER MAN
Rated: R
Directed by Robin Hardy
Starring Edward Woodward, Christopher Lee, Diane Cilento.
Run Time: 88 minutes

A police sergeant is called to an island village in search of a missing girl whom the locals claim never existed. Stranger still, however, are the rituals that take place there.
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