It’s almost Halloween, which means… yeah, another flippin’ SAW movie! Somehow Jigsaw is back in SAW VI hitting Friday, as well as some competition the PG-13 vampire flick THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT. On DVD, we have the long awaited 100 FEET from director Eric Red, the anticipated WRONG TURN 3: LEFT FOR DEAD, and the CGI blood-fest BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE. Halloween is in the air–can you feel it?
SAW VI
Rated: R for sequences of grisly bloody violence and torture, and language.
Starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Mark Rolston, Betsy Russell, Shawnee Smith, and Peter Outerbridge
Directed by Kevin Greutert
Run Time:1 hr. 31 min.
When the FBI draws closer to Det. Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw’s grand scheme is finally understood.
THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense supernatural violence and action, disturbing images, thematic elements and some language.
StarringJohn C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia, Ray Stevenson, Salma Hayek
Directed by Paul Weitz
Run Time:???
A boy unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares. 14-year-old Darren was like most kids in his suburban neighborhood. He hung out with his best friend, got decent grades and usually stayed out of trouble. But when he and his buddy stumble upon a traveling freak show, things begin to change inside Darren. That’s the exact moment when a vampire named Larten Crepsley turns him into something, well, bloodthirsty.
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100 FEET
Rated: UnRated
Starring Famke Janssen, Bobby Cannavale, Michael Pare, John Fallon, Eric Walkuski
Directed by Eric Red
Run Time: 101 Min.
After Marnie Watson kills her abusive husband in self-defense, she is condemned to house arrest… only to discover that the house is possessed by the enraged and violent spirit of her dead husband.
WRONG TURN 3: LEFT FOR DEAD
Rated: UnRated
Starring Tamer Hassan, Tom Frederic, Janet Montgomery
Directed by Declan O’Brien
Run Time: 92 min.
ITS HUNTING SEASON IN THE DEEP BACK WOODS FOR THREE FINGER AND HIS FAMILY OF HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED INBRED CANNIBAL HILLBILLIES!
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BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE
Rated: R
Starring Michael Byrne, Constantine Gregory, Larry Lamb, Yasuaki Kurata, Liam Cunningham
Directed by Chris Nahon
Run Time: 89 minutes
Demons have infested Earth. And only one warrior stands between the dark and the light: Saya, a half-human, half-vampire samurai who preys on those who feast on human blood. Joining forces with the shadowy society known as the Council, Saya is dispatched to an American military base, where an intense series of swordfights leads her to the deadliest vampire of all. And now after 400 years, Saya’s greatest hunt is about to begin.
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