Alrighty then! Here is one crazy and kick-ass bastard to help kick off the start of the week! This one’s called DOZERS and I’m very proud to present to you its trailer down below. But wait! Before giving it a click, let me butter up your “bloody muffin of interest”. That was a pretty f*cked up metaphor, but it fits perfectly with this particular flick! Just look at the sick pic up top! Now dig in to the plot:
DOZERS is a scifi/horror comedy about a stress-relieving drug patch called Solace. Ashley and Buddy, a pair of Internet reporters, discover that the patches are making users go mad and erupt into violence.
Meanwhile, in a bid for a third term in office, President Shrubb creates the Morality Index, a system by which cities are given a percentile score for their family values — or lack thereof. As Los Angeles nears 100% depravity, Shrubb threatens to use his prototype Morality Bomb, which would unleash a cloud of behavioral inhibitors and save Hollywood from itself.
Dreaming of hitting the big time at Faxx News, Ashley and Buddy hope that the end of the world will mean the start of their careers…
Whacked-out enough for ya? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Be sure to click on that trailer for a nice and gory look at what truly happens when that drug patch starts kicking in. I think DOZERS is going to be one kick ass ride! It’s coming to us from director, Harry James Picardi, who co-wrote the script with Don Adams. The cast is comprised of Daniel Roebuck, Duane Whitaker, Dawn Olivieri, Colleen Foy, Amber Newman, Mark Borchardt, and Patricia Rae. You can check out the official MySpace page right here.
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