Woody vs. Zombies

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I once got super drunk at a super bar and made out with a super good looking guy who I thought was Woody Harrelson. Turns out it wasn’t. But since then I have been so obsessed with the guy’s career that even the most mundane news featuring the former Cheers star gets me all wet in the groin.

Today was an unusually soupy day for my groin and I because my true love Woody has been cast in ZOMBIELAND, a film directed by Ruben Fleischer for Columbia Pictures, which revolves around a mismatched pair of survivors who find friendship and redemption in a world overrun by zombies.

I love zombies, I love mismatched pairs of survivors, and I love stories of friendship and redemption. But I’ll be honest. A movie starring my soul mate could be about an aunt with diarrhea and I’d still be first in line.

Source: The H. Reporter

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