You’re never going to guess who pops up in new Scary Movie 5 photo

By Jake Dee

Posted 14 years ago

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Wow. Just when you thought SCARY MOVIE 5 couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have photographic evidence the film will feature not only the effete talents of Chuck Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, but that of “Mob Wives” star Angela “Big Ang” Raiola and “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Sherée Whitfield. I knew it was a horror comedy, but a sci-fi film? That’s a whole lotta mothaf*ckin’ sili-cleavage!

SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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