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Horror Movie Hotties: Truth or Dare (2012)

You would think at least one horror fanatic would've written a script based around the party game "truth or dare" decades ago, but that's not the case. The first TRUTH OR DARE slasher flick was made only a few years ago in the UK, with an American version coming out the very next year. As uncreative as that concept may seem, you have to admit it makes more sense...
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08.10.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Death Race 3: Inferno (2012)

If you're bored, have some downtime, or just plain having a bad day, just do a quick Google image search of South African babe Tanit Phoenix . It's a great to kill a few minutes (or hours), and you might find yourself renting some of the cheesiest movies the modern era has to offer. Aside from her seductive role in the very bad-looking LOST BOYS: THE THIRST (which...
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08.05.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Sharknado (2013)

In spite of whatever sense is left in this world, SHARKNADO: THE FOURTH AWAKENS will be airing in Syfy this Sunday, July 31st. With a bouquet of other shark-related premieres this weekend, including ICE SHARKS, ATOMIC SHARK and DAM SHARKS, it looks like we're far away from the end of Syfy's fatal fin frenzy. And you know what? Good for them, I say! As ridiculous and...
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07.29.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Poseidon Rex (2013)

If your patience is running out in anticipation of SHARKNADO: THE 4TH AWAKENS, perhaps today's clip will tide you over. Hey, it's either that or going out and actually meeting people, right? Of all the digital monstrosities that Syfy has given birth to over the years, I suppose a giant Tyrannosaurus rex who lives in the ocean isn't the least plausible. And that's what...
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07.21.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Cabin Fever (2016)

With the incalculable number of completely unnecessary remakes and reboots that keep coming along, defining one as "the most pointless of all" seems like a futile pursuit. However, leave it to Eli Roth to chase such an accomplishment by handing the script for CABIN FEVER to some guy by the easily pronouncable name of Travis Zariwny. As big...
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07.06.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

You're probably aware by now that summertime has officially returned to slap us across the face with its fiery glove. That massive sweat stain on your shirt should serve as a friendly reminder. What. You mean that's normal? No, no, I'm not judging. Just maybe see a doctor, is all. Anyways, even though the heat is so unbearable you can't go out do normal...
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06.29.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

There's no telling just yet whether or not THE SHALLOWS should be classified as a straight-up "monster flick" or a suspenseful survivor story with horror elements. One thing is for sure, though: a big, scary shark is involved.  That's enough info to catch the attention of those of us who hate the ocean with a passion. However, there's obviously been an...
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06.22.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

Moving away from our usual schtick, which usually either involves nudity and/or monster chicks making out with each other, today's clip comes from (brace yourselves) a PG-13 movie. Surely I'm not the only one J.J. Abrams tricked into thinking 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE was a sequel to the 2008 film CLOVERFIELD. Actually, some might consider that title a straight up "lie"...
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06.17.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Dracula 2000 (2000)

When we entered the new millenium 16 years ago, for some reason movie studios saw it as an opportunity to make a bunch of unnecessary reboots and slap "2000" on the title.  This led to the developement of such features as GODZILLA 2000, DEATH RACE 2000, FANTASIA 2000 and the least necessary of all, BLUES BROTHERS 2000. Also that year, we got the...
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06.15.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Fear City (1984)

Some may rather classify 1984's FEAR CITY as an "action thriller" rather than a horror film, but it's about a murderer who preys on strippers, thus making it a swell candidate for this column. The movie is led by Tom Berenger, Billy Dee Williams, Jack Scalia and a barrell of other familiar names you can't put faces to. It follows two highly...
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06.08.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Dark Honeymoon (2008)

Those who hit puberty around the year 2000 shouldn't be unfamiliar with the adventure series "Relic Hunter" . For those who unfortunately missed out, it was heavily inspired by (or rather, ripped off from) the Tomb Raider games and movies, and was led by Hawaiian hottie Tia Carrere.  Among the names on the list of recurring cast was foxy...
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06.03.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Burying the Ex (2014)

An apology may be in order here, as more than a year has passed, and we still have yet to commend the beautiful Alexandra Daddario for her fine work in BURYING THE EX. On the other hand, if you've either never heard of this film or forgotten it already, that also makes sense. This zombified romantic comedy was being developed around the same time many other teen-central...
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05.26.2016
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