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5 mins of Teeth

01.14.2008
I haven't made up my mind about whether or not I really want to see TEETH. On the one hand, toothed vagina: way cool concept. On the other, remember how you never wanted to take a shower again after you saw PSYCHO... And I'm a big fan of 'taking showers', if you know what I mean. Anyway, if like me you need help trying to decide, you can check the first five minutes of the flick out BELOW. I don't know exactly how much those minutes will help, especially since I saw the first five of AVP:R and thought it looked great, but then found out that it's basically so bad people actually just fall down dead about half-way into the thing. Still, here ya go:

Extra Tidbit: Yes, hello doctor, it appears I have gotten my braces locked with my girlfriend's and need them separating. We were kissing, and you know how it is. Why am I down here on my knees? Well, funny story...

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9:11PM on 01/14/2008

bad promo

Nothing happens in the first 5 minutes. I get it, it's about a vagina with teeth. But the opening scene was lame, and then there are credits... and then she's giving a badly presented speech about keeping your virginity.
Yawn.
Nothing happens in the first 5 minutes. I get it, it's about a vagina with teeth. But the opening scene was lame, and then there are credits... and then she's giving a badly presented speech about keeping your virginity.
Yawn.
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2:56PM on 01/14/2008
you know, i saw avp and someone next to me actually did die.

ok they didnt, but it seemed like it.

either that or i just wished it would happen. it would have entertained me more.
you know, i saw avp and someone next to me actually did die.

ok they didnt, but it seemed like it.

either that or i just wished it would happen. it would have entertained me more.
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