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Avatar's sex scene accidentally posted in Fox's online script

01.13.2010

A few days ago, I told you about a Na’vi sex scene that was cut out of AVATAR. A bit later, Fox posted the entire script online. When those two stories combine, we now have the actual lines from the axed blue love scene that Fox accidentally-on-purpose left in the script they posted.

There’s a bit more to it, but the “juicy” part is below, and with its distinct lack of genital interaction, what it shows is that it’s nearly impossible to talk dirty in Na’vi. “I want to directly connect to your nervous system” just doesn’t quite get me going. I’m glad they left that “Kissing is very good” line out of there, as it would make Neytiri sound like an Avatard.

This reminds me of that time in Mass Effect where I banged that biotic blue chick where we also did some sort of weird mind meld thing. What’s with these blue girls man? Brain sex and hair sex seem like cop outs to me. Humans need to teach them the real thing. 

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Extra Tidbit: Also, if this is all Na'vi sex is, doesn’t this mean that essentially the Na’vi are doing it with every rainbow animal they connect with?
Source: Movieline

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9:30PM on 01/13/2010

Hmm

Ok so.. is it just me or does this mean that when the Na'vi connect with horses and flying birds it's a form of bestiality? Hot...
Ok so.. is it just me or does this mean that when the Na'vi connect with horses and flying birds it's a form of bestiality? Hot...
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9:26PM on 01/13/2010
That was pretty hot though I really hope that line was changed when they shot it.
That was pretty hot though I really hope that line was changed when they shot it.
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8:52PM on 01/13/2010

rofl that's so stupid

Is this a joke? Well, if not, it's pretty funny how it's written. I'd rather read about "ultimate sex" in IMAJICA than that.
Is this a joke? Well, if not, it's pretty funny how it's written. I'd rather read about "ultimate sex" in IMAJICA than that.
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7:34PM on 01/13/2010

Tidbit

Don't bother trying to poke holes in Avatar. You'll drive yourself mad, mate.
Don't bother trying to poke holes in Avatar. You'll drive yourself mad, mate.
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7:04PM on 01/13/2010
What bullshit. I'm betting Cameron always meant for the sex to be normal, but changed to this hair bullshit simply because he knew he wasn't going to be allowed to show huge glistening CGI genitals. It was like a big FUCK YOU to the censors. "I can't have my regular sex scene!? Then there won't BE a regular sex scene!!!!!!"
What bullshit. I'm betting Cameron always meant for the sex to be normal, but changed to this hair bullshit simply because he knew he wasn't going to be allowed to show huge glistening CGI genitals. It was like a big FUCK YOU to the censors. "I can't have my regular sex scene!? Then there won't BE a regular sex scene!!!!!!"
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6:38PM on 01/13/2010

"doesn’t this mean that essentially the Na’vi are doing it with every rainbow animal they connect with?"

hell yeah! that's why they get so sad when an animal dies. b/c they f*cked it.
hell yeah! that's why they get so sad when an animal dies. b/c they f*cked it.
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3:30PM on 01/13/2010
Is it weird that I found that scene kinda hot?
Is it weird that I found that scene kinda hot?
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3:03PM on 01/13/2010
the avatard link.. really? Making "retarded" sounds was funny 10 years ago.
the avatard link.. really? Making "retarded" sounds was funny 10 years ago.
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1:44PM on 01/13/2010

yessir

do yourself a favor and click on that "Avatard" link. That is some funny shit
do yourself a favor and click on that "Avatard" link. That is some funny shit
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1:34PM on 01/13/2010
*Yawn* The sex scene with Chris Farley in Coneheads sounds more risky than that.
*Yawn* The sex scene with Chris Farley in Coneheads sounds more risky than that.
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1:32PM on 01/13/2010
Ewww, he touched her tendrils? Gross.
Ewww, he touched her tendrils? Gross.
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1:24PM on 01/13/2010

ummm.....

That was in the movie. The version I saw at least.
That was in the movie. The version I saw at least.
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1:21PM on 01/13/2010
hey now the true geeks have something to get off to now & not feel dirty.
hey now the true geeks have something to get off to now & not feel dirty.
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12:55PM on 01/13/2010

the tidbit

im am sure they used their genitals too, but the link thing just made them connected as well.
im am sure they used their genitals too, but the link thing just made them connected as well.
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12:31PM on 01/13/2010

Sounds very intimate & sensual

Very overwhelmingly passionate without being vulgar. Kudos Jim C.
Very overwhelmingly passionate without being vulgar. Kudos Jim C.
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12:07PM on 01/13/2010
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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12:43PM on 01/13/2010
haha perfect
haha perfect
3:13PM on 01/13/2010
lol I agree.
lol I agree.
11:33AM on 01/13/2010

Sound of Mind Meld?

The night is aliiive with the pulse of energyyy.
The night is aliiive with the pulse of energyyy.
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11:30AM on 01/13/2010

Both?

My guess is the Na'vi do it both ways. Mind and body (aaawww). The animal meld is probably more like when you stroke your dog. Or spank your monkey...?
My guess is the Na'vi do it both ways. Mind and body (aaawww). The animal meld is probably more like when you stroke your dog. Or spank your monkey...?
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11:28AM on 01/13/2010
There was worse dialogue in the final cut. Like that great scene with the colony manager explaining to the Colonel why they are on Pandora.
There was worse dialogue in the final cut. Like that great scene with the colony manager explaining to the Colonel why they are on Pandora.
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