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Boll's Far Cry trailer

Nov. 18, 2009by: Paul Tassi

Uwe Boll is a busy man these days. The range of his projects we've seen over the past few months has been pretty wide sweeping with a surprisingly well-received shoot-em-up in the form of RAMPAGE then an attempt at going serious with a DARFUR movie. His latest, however, is a glorious return to the Uwe Boll we all know and despise: the guy how makes shitty video game movies.

FAR CRY is a decently fun PC sandbox shooter game, this however, does not mean it translates into a film with any degree of success. But that didn’t stop Boll from making BLOODRAYNE, POSTAL, ALONE IN THE DARK and DUNGEON SIEGE now did it?

From the trailer, seen here via IGN, it looks like RAMBO with a much, much less memorable lead, and an equally flimsy script to go along with it. But nice, um, explosions I guess? Check it out below and take bets on whether or not this actually gets to theaters.

Update: Pre-order your DVD for next week's release now!

Extra Tidbit: I wonder when the "Legend of Zelda" movie will finally get made?
Source: IGN

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10:53PM on 11/19/2009
Looks like the usual Boll tirade. I'm willing to give Rampage a shot, but this looks like more of the same: awful.
Looks like the usual Boll tirade. I'm willing to give Rampage a shot, but this looks like more of the same: awful.
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3:23AM on 11/19/2009

Are you shitting me?

I saw this movie in germany over a year ago.

And this was actually just for fun. We knew the movie would suck balls and it actually surpassed our expectations in every way. Til is a terrible actor in most of his movies. The action is so unbelievably bad and dont get me started on the dialogue. Of cource Im notxpecting tarantino but the good old is that a gun in your pocket : No im just hapy to see you joke? Are you kidding me?
I saw this movie in germany over a year ago.

And this was actually just for fun. We knew the movie would suck balls and it actually surpassed our expectations in every way. Til is a terrible actor in most of his movies. The action is so unbelievably bad and dont get me started on the dialogue. Of cource Im notxpecting tarantino but the good old is that a gun in your pocket : No im just hapy to see you joke? Are you kidding me?
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1:55AM on 11/19/2009

Boll+movie= shit

Who keeps giving boll cash? This looks like pure 100% shit.
Who keeps giving boll cash? This looks like pure 100% shit.
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10:12PM on 11/18/2009

NOOOOOOOO

I can't believe the creaters of Far Cry would let him near their game!! I really like Far Cry. This news makes me cry tears of despair!!
I can't believe the creaters of Far Cry would let him near their game!! I really like Far Cry. This news makes me cry tears of despair!!
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9:45PM on 11/18/2009
The trailer wasn't too bad, I mean it certainly has the 'its so bad it might be good' kinda thing going on. But eh Til is hot so I kinda just watched him
The trailer wasn't too bad, I mean it certainly has the 'its so bad it might be good' kinda thing going on. But eh Til is hot so I kinda just watched him
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4:14PM on 11/18/2009

Um...

...Why did you have to go and mention a 'Legend of Zelda' movie in a Uwe Boll article? I would someday love to see a 'Zelda' flick, and although I know it won't be as good as I would like it to be, I'd at least be much happier knowing that Boll won't be putting his filthy paws on it.
...Why did you have to go and mention a 'Legend of Zelda' movie in a Uwe Boll article? I would someday love to see a 'Zelda' flick, and although I know it won't be as good as I would like it to be, I'd at least be much happier knowing that Boll won't be putting his filthy paws on it.
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3:32PM on 11/18/2009
I still cannot believe Craig Fairbass was my soccer coach. So weird...
I still cannot believe Craig Fairbass was my soccer coach. So weird...
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3:21PM on 11/18/2009

Dear God Make It Stop

Terrible voiceover. The sound mixing and editing was off. The action looks lame. How in the hell does he still get to make movies?!
Terrible voiceover. The sound mixing and editing was off. The action looks lame. How in the hell does he still get to make movies?!
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3:29PM on 11/18/2009
"Nazi gold..."
"Nazi gold..."
3:02PM on 11/18/2009

That's too bad

the storyline was one of the better things in the new Far Cry. It actually could have been an interesting flick, if they hadn't been whores and sold it to the lowest bidding director.
the storyline was one of the better things in the new Far Cry. It actually could have been an interesting flick, if they hadn't been whores and sold it to the lowest bidding director.
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2:43PM on 11/18/2009

HUGO STIGLITZ!!

Yeah, a Hugo movie would have been better.

One of the worse voice overs I've ever heard for a trailer.
Yeah, a Hugo movie would have been better.

One of the worse voice overs I've ever heard for a trailer.
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2:06PM on 11/18/2009
I really dig ''Postal'' i hope it will be in the same vibe...
I really dig ''Postal'' i hope it will be in the same vibe...
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3:21PM on 11/18/2009
Postal was his worst, by large and far, in my opinion!
Postal was his worst, by large and far, in my opinion!
6:16PM on 11/18/2009
Worst than ''Alone In The Dark''?!
Worst than ''Alone In The Dark''?!
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1:24PM on 11/18/2009

NOT TOO BAD

This movie has been on DVD quite a while already in the u.k it's actualy not bad! pretty cool action movie! Cant wait to see Rampage.
This movie has been on DVD quite a while already in the u.k it's actualy not bad! pretty cool action movie! Cant wait to see Rampage.
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12:50PM on 11/18/2009
I'm probably alone in being a minor fan of Uwe Boll. Aside from the fact that he read and reviewed one of my screenplays and gave me some good advice, I really dug House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.
I'm probably alone in being a minor fan of Uwe Boll. Aside from the fact that he read and reviewed one of my screenplays and gave me some good advice, I really dug House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.
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3:25PM on 11/18/2009
You need to watch some real films. Period. I know how pretentious that makes me sound, but I honestly feel that if you actually like these movies, you are not a movie fan/buff/lover and do not watch real movies.
You need to watch some real films. Period. I know how pretentious that makes me sound, but I honestly feel that if you actually like these movies, you are not a movie fan/buff/lover and do not watch real movies.
8:47PM on 11/18/2009
That's really your opinion and movies are a matter of taste, friend. Taste is subjective.
That's really your opinion and movies are a matter of taste, friend. Taste is subjective.
12:48PM on 11/18/2009
I saw the film a while back, not as bad as I thought it would be. Good action scenes: [link]
I saw the film a while back, not as bad as I thought it would be. Good action scenes: [link]
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12:13PM on 11/18/2009

dang...

I liked this game. Coulda made a great movie. Too bad it had to be wasted on Uwe Boll.
I liked this game. Coulda made a great movie. Too bad it had to be wasted on Uwe Boll.
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12:11PM on 11/18/2009

Not that bad

Til was the shit in Inglorious Bastards. The trailer looks pretty good.

I KNOW UWE BOLL SUCKS ASS AND HE DOES. But He might make one decently good movie....Might
Til was the shit in Inglorious Bastards. The trailer looks pretty good.

I KNOW UWE BOLL SUCKS ASS AND HE DOES. But He might make one decently good movie....Might
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3:22PM on 11/18/2009
Not possible my friend, simply not possible.
Not possible my friend, simply not possible.
12:11PM on 11/18/2009
Uwe Boll aside, this has Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz :P
Uwe Boll aside, this has Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz :P
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12:04PM on 11/18/2009
Uwe Boll aside, this has Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz :P
Uwe Boll aside, this has Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz :P
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12:02PM on 11/18/2009

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