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04.26.2011
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FAST FIVE is currently putting up big numbers overseas, and sitting at a rather shocking 79% on Rotten Tomatoes with over thirty reviews counted. It appears to series has found some magic to win critics over, and its fanbase is still intact as it looks like a shoe-in to win opening weekend in the US.

But even if the series is still evolving somehow, the movie was written by a five-year-old as this new Onion interview reveals.

I probably would have preferred them to lampoon Michael Bay's DARK OF THE MOON in the same fashion, but their analysis of at least the trailer works. These movies are pure adrenaline macho fantasy, and I'm sure I would have loved them as a kid who owned 500 Hot Wheels.

Sarcasm aside, are you pumped for FAST FIVE? With this many good early reviews I'm wondering what it has that the other were missing.

 


Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"

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Extra Tidbit: In case you were wondering, in order, the last ratings of the other four movies have been 52%, 36%, 35%, 27%.
Source: Onion

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5:19AM on 04/27/2011
You wanna know what the other movies were missing? Simple. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
You wanna know what the other movies were missing? Simple. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
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2:55PM on 04/26/2011
little boy : andthenthe (explosion sounds, incoherent rambling)

Reporter: WHOA! Spoiler alert!

lol
little boy : andthenthe (explosion sounds, incoherent rambling)

Reporter: WHOA! Spoiler alert!

lol
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1:31PM on 04/26/2011
I'm pumped! F5 looks like great popcorn fun. Great idea with the 5yo writer :)
I'm pumped! F5 looks like great popcorn fun. Great idea with the 5yo writer :)
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1:24PM on 04/26/2011
Put that kid in charge of the Transformers series, and we might actually get a good film for once.
Put that kid in charge of the Transformers series, and we might actually get a good film for once.
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1:08PM on 04/26/2011

this explains everything.

Super excited for this film! I loved the first one and never got into the next 3... I'm really hoping this one knocks it out of the park.
Super excited for this film! I loved the first one and never got into the next 3... I'm really hoping this one knocks it out of the park.
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