Pryce is President

Jonathan Pryce has signed on to play the President of the United States in the upcoming GI JOE movie. This would never ever happen in real life. I can’t confess to being wildly knowledgeable about Pryce’s career, but I will never forget his performance in GLENGARRY GLENROSS and since I jump to massively unfair conclusions, I conclude that this man should not be trusted with ten dollars, never mind a country. David Palmer should be President in all movies and also in real life. He is a better man than you or I can ever hope to be. As we know, GI JOE is Stephen Sommers’ adaptation of the epic story of a bunch of elite operatives who run around the world trying to stop an evil organization. Don’t be fooled into thinking that synopsis is complete, if the animated feature is anything to go by this thing could very well end up being about reptilian aliens and poisonous spores. The film stars Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid, Rachel, Ross, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Pheobe. Alright not those last guys, but basically a ton of people.