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The 20 Worst Lines in Movie History

Sep. 6, 2011by: Niki Stephens

If someone asked you, "What do you think the worst line in movie history is?" How would you reply?

The first one that immediately pops into my mind is the line that Halle Berry fails to deliver in X-MEN. Regardless of how she delivered it, the line still blows ass. It's on the list below and deserves to be there.

All of the rest are magnificent pieces of crap (maybe not the one from INDEPENDENCE DAY). I found this on Buzzfeed but there was a Reddit thread posted eight hours earlier that has all the same lines on it except the one from DOOM, which isn't there. So I've injected something else in place of it since people don't know how to copy/paste. Also, the first line isn't from a movie. It's still amazing nonetheless. Note: I did not put this list together. It was made for fun by someone on the internet. Calm down.

But really, what line do you consider the worst in movie history?

1."Disappointed!" -HERCULES

2. Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. -X-MEN

3. "NOT THE BEES!" -THE WICKER MAN

4. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. -STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

5. "NOOOOOOOO!" -STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH

6. I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble! -TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME

7. Any line Mark Wahlberg delivers in THE HAPPENING

8. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day. INDEPENDENCE DAY

9. I did naht hit her. I did nahhhhht. Oh, hi Mark! -THE ROOM

10. I carried a watermelon. -DIRTY DANCING

11. It's turkey time gobble gobble! -GIGLI

12. I'll never let go, Jack." -TITANIC

13. Garbage day! -SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2

14. Love means never having to say you're sorry. -LOVE STORY

15. I love the Power-Glove It's so bad. -THE WIZARD

16. Oh my GOOOOOOOOOD! -TROLL 2

17. What do you say I take you home and eat your *&%$#. -SHARK ATTACK 3

18. "Honest to blog?" -JUNO

19. My stepfather tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf. -HOWLING III

20. Every single one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's lines from Batman & Robin

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12:13AM on 09/08/2011

Star Wars: Episode III

The scene when Anakin rises as Darth Vader is an awesome scene, but too bad it's ruined when he yells "NOOOO!" DAMN IT!!!
The scene when Anakin rises as Darth Vader is an awesome scene, but too bad it's ruined when he yells "NOOOO!" DAMN IT!!!
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4:30PM on 09/07/2011

No Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?

There was a bad exchange in that one...

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There was a bad exchange in that one...

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4:10PM on 09/07/2011

No Mortal Kombat 2 ?

"Mother...your'e alive", "Too bad...you will die!"
"Mother...your'e alive", "Too bad...you will die!"
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4:31PM on 09/07/2011
Exactly!
Exactly!
4:06PM on 09/07/2011
Can they include entire scripts like every twilight movie, those lines are horrenous.
Can they include entire scripts like every twilight movie, those lines are horrenous.
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3:04PM on 09/07/2011
I love that spacemonkee414 said "NOOOOO!" from Darth Vader in Revenge Of The Sith isn't a line because it's only a word. ONE word is still a line in a movie. So if I was in a movie and a character said hi to me and I said hi back, would that not be a line? So I couldn't tell my friends I had a line in a movie? Just a word in a movie? ☺
I love that spacemonkee414 said "NOOOOO!" from Darth Vader in Revenge Of The Sith isn't a line because it's only a word. ONE word is still a line in a movie. So if I was in a movie and a character said hi to me and I said hi back, would that not be a line? So I couldn't tell my friends I had a line in a movie? Just a word in a movie? ☺
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12:45PM on 09/07/2011
I agree, Independence Day doesn't belong there. It's just your typical, everyday, political cheesy bullshit. If we ever got invaded by aliens on July 4th, you know Barack Obama would borrow that line.
I agree, Independence Day doesn't belong there. It's just your typical, everyday, political cheesy bullshit. If we ever got invaded by aliens on July 4th, you know Barack Obama would borrow that line.
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3:02PM on 09/07/2011
and blame Bush for the alien invasion.
and blame Bush for the alien invasion.
12:11PM on 09/07/2011
If this was a video compilation I would have watched it. Static text on a page doesn't convey emotion and, for me, is hard to appreciate this list.
If this was a video compilation I would have watched it. Static text on a page doesn't convey emotion and, for me, is hard to appreciate this list.
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11:48AM on 09/07/2011
Worst line in a movie, most recently:
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Worst line in a movie, most recently:
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1:39PM on 09/07/2011
That video gave me PTSD.
That video gave me PTSD.
11:34AM on 09/07/2011
i need to hear the context in which the lines were delivered
i need to hear the context in which the lines were delivered
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4:59AM on 09/07/2011
Berry delivered so many awkward lines in X-Men. I am a huge Rocky fan, but Sage yelling "Come on, knock the bum out he took my room!" in Rocky V really bums me out.
Berry delivered so many awkward lines in X-Men. I am a huge Rocky fan, but Sage yelling "Come on, knock the bum out he took my room!" in Rocky V really bums me out.
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4:06AM on 09/07/2011
Guys, be thankful it isn't a slideshow!
Guys, be thankful it isn't a slideshow!
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2:29AM on 09/07/2011
This list is fluff, obviously, but I'm still glad the X-Men line made the cut.
This list is fluff, obviously, but I'm still glad the X-Men line made the cut.
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2:24AM on 09/07/2011
Crap list.
Independance day? Titanic? Worst lines ever???
Go fuck yourself whoever made this list.
Crap list.
Independance day? Titanic? Worst lines ever???
Go fuck yourself whoever made this list.
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2:20AM on 09/07/2011
"From my point of view the Jedi are EVIL!" - Episode III

"Punk-ass Decepticon" - Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

"How'd it get burned, HOW'D IT GET BURNED How'd it get burned!?!?" - The Wicker Man
"From my point of view the Jedi are EVIL!" - Episode III

"Punk-ass Decepticon" - Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

"How'd it get burned, HOW'D IT GET BURNED How'd it get burned!?!?" - The Wicker Man
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12:47AM on 09/07/2011
Many of the posters on here are being dicks. If you don't like the list or the article, just say you don't like that. There's no need to bash Niki Stephens.
Many of the posters on here are being dicks. If you don't like the list or the article, just say you don't like that. There's no need to bash Niki Stephens.
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3:22AM on 09/07/2011
This ranks number 8 in the 10 best ways to get a date from Niki.....
This ranks number 8 in the 10 best ways to get a date from Niki.....
5:20AM on 09/07/2011
I was shooting for higher, but at least I made the Top 10.
I was shooting for higher, but at least I made the Top 10.
8:11PM on 09/09/2011
This goes for every contributor. (In reference to the first comment.)
This goes for every contributor. (In reference to the first comment.)
12:13AM on 09/07/2011
You guys obviously have not seen 'Godzilla Final Wars'. That whole movie is nothing but BAD one liners. Especially from one if the stars, Don Frye.
You guys obviously have not seen 'Godzilla Final Wars'. That whole movie is nothing but BAD one liners. Especially from one if the stars, Don Frye.
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11:57PM on 09/06/2011
Read the headline and immediately thought "Ohai Mark."
Read the headline and immediately thought "Ohai Mark."
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11:48PM on 09/06/2011
Slow news day, huh ?
Slow news day, huh ?
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11:47PM on 09/06/2011
But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk.
My favorite line from american pie. It might be the worst delivery I've ever heard ever.
But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk.
My favorite line from american pie. It might be the worst delivery I've ever heard ever.
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11:46PM on 09/06/2011

haha

that twin peaks line was so awful
that twin peaks line was so awful
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11:41PM on 09/06/2011
You know a list is bad when their number 1 pick is from a tv show episode and not a movie. I guess someone forgot to do their homework and just used a youtube video instead.
You know a list is bad when their number 1 pick is from a tv show episode and not a movie. I guess someone forgot to do their homework and just used a youtube video instead.
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11:36PM on 09/06/2011
Complete agreement on 2-5, 18, and 20. Although to Arnold's credit, those horrible ice puns did give me and my buddies a lot of mileage as laughable catch phrases. "Hey you...STAY COOOOOOOL!"
Complete agreement on 2-5, 18, and 20. Although to Arnold's credit, those horrible ice puns did give me and my buddies a lot of mileage as laughable catch phrases. "Hey you...STAY COOOOOOOL!"
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11:15PM on 09/06/2011

To all those who can't see that this list WAS NOT written by Niki...

Calm the hell down and stop knocking.
Calm the hell down and stop knocking.
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10:44PM on 09/06/2011

X-Men: First Class

One of the worse lines I've ever heard in a. good movie was from X-Men: First Class, when Emma Frost cuts a hole into the two-way mirror and says "Excellent question, but I wouldn't call it a war exactly. That suggests that both sides stand an equal chance of winning" (or something like that). It makes me cringe every time as it is just a poorly structured line made worse by January Jones' poor delivery. It just feels forced, like something someone would say to sound smart. "That would
One of the worse lines I've ever heard in a. good movie was from X-Men: First Class, when Emma Frost cuts a hole into the two-way mirror and says "Excellent question, but I wouldn't call it a war exactly. That suggests that both sides stand an equal chance of winning" (or something like that). It makes me cringe every time as it is just a poorly structured line made worse by January Jones' poor delivery. It just feels forced, like something someone would say to sound smart. "That would suggest" just comes off as awkward.

The Halle Berry line is really bad too, but this one annoys me more.
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10:35PM on 09/06/2011

"Be scientific, douchebag!"

Seriously, how can people not love The Happening for the comedy it clearly is?
Seriously, how can people not love The Happening for the comedy it clearly is?
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10:32PM on 09/06/2011

oh c'mon you didnt even try

LOL! This list is really bad... also get rid of #8.. that was a GREAT LINE!!! still repeated each 4th of July from me!!!
LOL! This list is really bad... also get rid of #8.. that was a GREAT LINE!!! still repeated each 4th of July from me!!!
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10:22PM on 09/06/2011
JoBlo, Niki, if you know what's good for this site, AKA it's traffic, please take down this article.

It's probably the worst article I've ever read on this site. It brings the site's journalism and reputabilness as a source for information into question when something this blatantly moronic is posted. It barely has cited sources that are of any relevance, not to mention this article is so irrelevant as it is given the fact that it's opinion.

I mean come on...
JoBlo, Niki, if you know what's good for this site, AKA it's traffic, please take down this article.

It's probably the worst article I've ever read on this site. It brings the site's journalism and reputabilness as a source for information into question when something this blatantly moronic is posted. It barely has cited sources that are of any relevance, not to mention this article is so irrelevant as it is given the fact that it's opinion.

I mean come on...
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11:33PM on 09/06/2011
For Christ's sake, it's just an article. For fun. You remember fun don't you, Shakespeare? Go read Anderson Cooper's blog from Libya or some Middle-Eastern war-ridden territory if you want articles completely devoid of just that. Fun.
For Christ's sake, it's just an article. For fun. You remember fun don't you, Shakespeare? Go read Anderson Cooper's blog from Libya or some Middle-Eastern war-ridden territory if you want articles completely devoid of just that. Fun.
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10:02PM on 09/06/2011
I hate to pile on but this really is a terrible list.
I hate to pile on but this really is a terrible list.
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9:43PM on 09/06/2011
Numbers 2 and 8 are truly lame lines. And, thank God someone else dislikes Independence Day (the movie) as I do.
Numbers 4, 7, and 14 are okay, but a person sees what is to dislike about them.
Numbers 5, 17, and 20 are very apt for their films actually. They complement their films' stylistics and story. Vader's line is especially moving, actually. He belts out "Noooo!" in a space opera.
Number 12 was welcome in the theatre. Titanic is only good, not great. And, I had to piss at that
Numbers 2 and 8 are truly lame lines. And, thank God someone else dislikes Independence Day (the movie) as I do.
Numbers 4, 7, and 14 are okay, but a person sees what is to dislike about them.
Numbers 5, 17, and 20 are very apt for their films actually. They complement their films' stylistics and story. Vader's line is especially moving, actually. He belts out "Noooo!" in a space opera.
Number 12 was welcome in the theatre. Titanic is only good, not great. And, I had to piss at that point.
Number 19 expresses a fear that everyone has about step-relatives. Maybe, we dislike the line because it contains too much truth.
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8:17AM on 09/07/2011
I was never impressed by Independence Day either. Whole thing reeked of cheese.
I was never impressed by Independence Day either. Whole thing reeked of cheese.
9:37PM on 09/06/2011
thats a really bad list....
thats a really bad list....
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9:37PM on 09/06/2011
thats a really bad list....
thats a really bad list....
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9:17PM on 09/06/2011
That Juno line was hard to swallow when she said it. Garbage Day still rules in my eyes.

Let me save the trouble for some of the people thinking of posting: Complain, complain, nag, nag.
That Juno line was hard to swallow when she said it. Garbage Day still rules in my eyes.

Let me save the trouble for some of the people thinking of posting: Complain, complain, nag, nag.
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9:07PM on 09/06/2011
Anakin, you're breaking my heart!
Anakin, you're breaking my heart!
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9:01PM on 09/06/2011
Most of the dialog from the Star Wars movies are pretty bad.

For those bitching about the article if you have nothing constructive to add why don't you shut the fuck up.
Most of the dialog from the Star Wars movies are pretty bad.

For those bitching about the article if you have nothing constructive to add why don't you shut the fuck up.
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9:00PM on 09/06/2011
I'm sorry but Lucas, aka supreme badass #1, professing his love for the Power-Glove is one of the most awesome moments ever. If you were a kid when that movie came out, the second you saw that thing you wanted it.
I'm sorry but Lucas, aka supreme badass #1, professing his love for the Power-Glove is one of the most awesome moments ever. If you were a kid when that movie came out, the second you saw that thing you wanted it.
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11:42PM on 09/06/2011
haha yes. i wanted one of those things so bad. but then i used one at my cousin's house...didn't want one after that
haha yes. i wanted one of those things so bad. but then i used one at my cousin's house...didn't want one after that
8:58PM on 09/06/2011
No movie line will ever be worse than, "I'm going to make you my wee-yotch." from The Covenant. It's obvious that whomever wrote the list above just hates on certain movies and actors. Although some of those lines are really bad.
No movie line will ever be worse than, "I'm going to make you my wee-yotch." from The Covenant. It's obvious that whomever wrote the list above just hates on certain movies and actors. Although some of those lines are really bad.
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8:52PM on 09/06/2011
I call bullshit. #17 is one of the BEST lines ever, not one of the worst.
I call bullshit. #17 is one of the BEST lines ever, not one of the worst.
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8:46PM on 09/06/2011

One of the worst ...

or at least "most laughable" lines I've ever heard is "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil." I laughed so hard.
or at least "most laughable" lines I've ever heard is "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil." I laughed so hard.
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8:41PM on 09/06/2011
this article sucks. who came up with this list? all the lines are taken outta context. i mean, "nooooo!!" from revenge of the sith. that's not even a line...it's a word and how is that the worst line? someone was asleep at the wheel when this article went to press. do some research next time and come up with REAL lines.
this article sucks. who came up with this list? all the lines are taken outta context. i mean, "nooooo!!" from revenge of the sith. that's not even a line...it's a word and how is that the worst line? someone was asleep at the wheel when this article went to press. do some research next time and come up with REAL lines.
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12:39AM on 09/07/2011
Even if you only say one word, it's still a line.....OK, Moron?
Even if you only say one word, it's still a line.....OK, Moron?
8:37PM on 09/06/2011
I don't agree with number 8 considering the situation they were in and with number ten because that was a funny line.

And how creative making fun of Wahlberg in 'The Happening' again. I agree with creamfinger, this article sucks.
I don't agree with number 8 considering the situation they were in and with number ten because that was a funny line.

And how creative making fun of Wahlberg in 'The Happening' again. I agree with creamfinger, this article sucks.
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4:45AM on 09/07/2011
I agree with you about 8 (loved Pullman's speech) and 10 (seemed to fit her character perfectly).
I agree with you about 8 (loved Pullman's speech) and 10 (seemed to fit her character perfectly).
8:29PM on 09/06/2011
This has to be the dumbest article ever posted on JoBlo, and that is saying quite a bit. It reminds me of a conversation that a bunch of stoned teenagers might have at a kegger. I'm astonished that a person was actually paid to write this.
This has to be the dumbest article ever posted on JoBlo, and that is saying quite a bit. It reminds me of a conversation that a bunch of stoned teenagers might have at a kegger. I'm astonished that a person was actually paid to write this.
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8:34PM on 09/06/2011
I agree. This has to be one of the most irrelevant articles I have ever read on this site.
I agree. This has to be one of the most irrelevant articles I have ever read on this site.
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