The 20 Worst Lines in Movie History
Sep. 6, 2011
If someone asked you, "What do you think the worst line in movie history is?" How would you reply?
The first one that immediately pops into my mind is the line that Halle Berry fails to deliver in X-MEN. Regardless of how she delivered it, the line still blows ass. It's on the list below and deserves to be there.
All of the rest are magnificent pieces of crap (maybe not the one from INDEPENDENCE DAY). I found this on Buzzfeed but there was a Reddit thread posted eight hours earlier that has all the same lines on it except the one from DOOM, which isn't there. So I've injected something else in place of it since people don't know how to copy/paste. Also, the first line isn't from a movie. It's still amazing nonetheless. Note: I did not put this list together. It was made for fun by someone on the internet. Calm down.
But really, what line do you consider the worst in movie history?
2. “Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” -X-MEN
3. "NOT THE BEES!" -THE WICKER MAN
4. “I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is… soft and smooth.” -STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
5. "NOOOOOOOO!" -STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
6. “I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!” -TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME
7. Any line Mark Wahlberg delivers in THE HAPPENING
8. “Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.” INDEPENDENCE DAY
9. “I did naht hit her. I did nahhhhht. Oh, hi Mark!” -THE ROOM
10. “I carried a watermelon.” -DIRTY DANCING
11. “It's turkey time… gobble gobble!” -GIGLI
12. “I'll never let go, Jack." -TITANIC
13. “Garbage day!” -SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2
14. “Love means never having to say you're sorry.” -LOVE STORY
15. “I love the Power-Glove… It's so bad.” -THE WIZARD
16. “Oh my GOOOOOOOOOD!” -TROLL 2
17. “What do you say I take you home and eat your *&%$#.” -SHARK ATTACK 3
18. "Honest to blog?" -JUNO
19. “My stepfather tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf.” -HOWLING III
20. Every single one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's lines from Batman & Robin
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Independance day? Titanic? Worst lines ever???
Go fuck yourself whoever made this list.
Independance day? Titanic? Worst lines ever???
Go fuck yourself whoever made this list.
"Punk-ass Decepticon" - Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
"How'd it get burned, HOW'D IT GET BURNED How'd it get burned!?!?" - The Wicker Man
"Punk-ass Decepticon" - Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
"How'd it get burned, HOW'D IT GET BURNED How'd it get burned!?!?" - The Wicker Man
My favorite line from american pie. It might be the worst delivery I've ever heard ever.
My favorite line from american pie. It might be the worst delivery I've ever heard ever.
haha
To all those who can't see that this list WAS NOT written by Niki...
X-Men: First Class
The Halle Berry line is really bad too, but this one annoys me more.
"Be scientific, douchebag!"
oh c'mon you didnt even try
It's probably the worst article I've ever read on this site. It brings the site's journalism and reputabilness as a source for information into question when something this blatantly moronic is posted. It barely has cited sources that are of any relevance, not to mention this article is so irrelevant as it is given the fact that it's opinion.
I mean come on...
It's probably the worst article I've ever read on this site. It brings the site's journalism and reputabilness as a source for information into question when something this blatantly moronic is posted. It barely has cited sources that are of any relevance, not to mention this article is so irrelevant as it is given the fact that it's opinion.
I mean come on...
Numbers 4, 7, and 14 are okay, but a person sees what is to dislike about them.
Numbers 5, 17, and 20 are very apt for their films actually. They complement their films' stylistics and story. Vader's line is especially moving, actually. He belts out "Noooo!" in a space opera.
Number 12 was welcome in the theatre. Titanic is only good, not great. And, I had to piss at that
Numbers 4, 7, and 14 are okay, but a person sees what is to dislike about them.
Numbers 5, 17, and 20 are very apt for their films actually. They complement their films' stylistics and story. Vader's line is especially moving, actually. He belts out "Noooo!" in a space opera.
Number 12 was welcome in the theatre. Titanic is only good, not great. And, I had to piss at that point.
Number 19 expresses a fear that everyone has about step-relatives. Maybe, we dislike the line because it contains too much truth.
Let me save the trouble for some of the people thinking of posting: Complain, complain, nag, nag.
Let me save the trouble for some of the people thinking of posting: Complain, complain, nag, nag.
For those bitching about the article if you have nothing constructive to add why don't you shut the fuck up.
For those bitching about the article if you have nothing constructive to add why don't you shut the fuck up.
One of the worst ...
And how creative making fun of Wahlberg in 'The Happening' again. I agree with creamfinger, this article sucks.
And how creative making fun of Wahlberg in 'The Happening' again. I agree with creamfinger, this article sucks.