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Vivid Entertainment gets set to pitch geek tents with superhero pornos!

05.13.2010

Earlier this month, we brought you guys a look at the trailer for BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY, something that - I assure you - I will be buying in a hot minute.

Well it seems that the porn maestros at Vivid are so happy with the outcome of the kitschy superhero romp that they're now creating a separate wing to exclusively handle superhero parodies: Vivid-Superhero. Yes, like myself, I'm sure you too can imagine the possibilities here.

Here's Vivid's press release (at the end there they mention a lot more than just superhero parodies, but, you know, who cares?): Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company, has announced the formation of Vivid-Superhero, a new imprint that will have Axel Braun as its lead director.

"The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world's most popular comic heroes," said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. "Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody", an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it."

"I honestly couldn't be more excited," said Braun. "Working with Vivid is an incredible experience, and with this new imprint I'll have all the creative latitude to deliver quality productions that will appeal to the huge fan base that exists for these iconic figures."

Axel recently wrapped "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody", a take-off on the campy 60's TV show, scheduled for release on May 24, 2010, and he's already in pre-production on his next three parodies to be distributed by Vivid: Grease XXX, The Godfather XXX, and The Addams Family XXX.


The Addams Family? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Will somebody be boning Cousin It? Will Thing be running around exclusively doing The Shocker? These are very important questions, folks. Someone, please get to the bottom of this.

And finally, here's pornstar Tori Black as Wonder Woman for your... pleasure:





Extra Tidbit: In the "making boners" department, I think Tori Black's got Joker beat. Unless, of course, you're, like, aroused by clowns or something. Hey, Steve? Are you reading? It's cool, man! I'm totally not judging you.

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3:36PM on 05/13/2010
Seriously... who cares? Nobody is going to watch the actual plot are they?
Seriously... who cares? Nobody is going to watch the actual plot are they?
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3:33PM on 05/13/2010
I kind of enjoy the implication that Vivid needed to do anythng specific to get geeks to watch porn. Am I right folks?
I kind of enjoy the implication that Vivid needed to do anythng specific to get geeks to watch porn. Am I right folks?
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3:29PM on 05/13/2010

Just had a thought

If porno Hulk has sex with a woman and fills her with his gamma irradiated seed, will that cause said woman to turn into porno She hulk? I'll take two!
If porno Hulk has sex with a woman and fills her with his gamma irradiated seed, will that cause said woman to turn into porno She hulk? I'll take two!
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2:59PM on 05/13/2010

Just had a thought

If porno Hulk has sex with a woman and fills her with his gamma irradiated seed, will that cause said woman to turn into porno She hulk? I'll take two!
If porno Hulk has sex with a woman and fills her with his gamma irradiated seed, will that cause said woman to turn into porno She hulk? I'll take two!
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12:46PM on 05/13/2010
Comic books --> Cartoons --> Cheesy live action tv shows --> Cheesy live action movies --> Big budget movies --> Big budget movies with Academy Award winners --> Porn.

The circle is now complete.

Hakuna Matada.
Comic books --> Cartoons --> Cheesy live action tv shows --> Cheesy live action movies --> Big budget movies --> Big budget movies with Academy Award winners --> Porn.

The circle is now complete.

Hakuna Matada.
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11:48AM on 05/13/2010
Look, several new roles for the Cast This section.
Look, several new roles for the Cast This section.
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11:09AM on 05/13/2010
Tori Black looks fucking hot.
Tori Black looks fucking hot.
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10:14AM on 05/13/2010
Yes! Looking forward to Wonder Woman!
Yes! Looking forward to Wonder Woman!
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9:50AM on 05/13/2010

Good old Falwell vs. Hustler

Geeks and pervs everywhere sing hosannas to that legal decision. LOL
Geeks and pervs everywhere sing hosannas to that legal decision. LOL
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9:11AM on 05/13/2010

looking forward to it

Pow right in the kisser . There are many porn related jokes i could make but i think that said it all bring on the double d`s
Pow right in the kisser . There are many porn related jokes i could make but i think that said it all bring on the double d`s
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6:57AM on 05/13/2010

Holy Boner Batman

Just be careful Vivid because pretty soon Disney will buy ya'll out and we'll end up with the Disney/Vivid Vault Collection!
Good time to slap in my copy of Orgazmo!
Just be careful Vivid because pretty soon Disney will buy ya'll out and we'll end up with the Disney/Vivid Vault Collection!
Good time to slap in my copy of Orgazmo!
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6:18AM on 05/13/2010

The Hulk

Would be absolutely hilarious, but only if the "actor" speaks in true Hulk form and the money shot has to be him shooting "gamma rays" all over the chick's face!
Would be absolutely hilarious, but only if the "actor" speaks in true Hulk form and the money shot has to be him shooting "gamma rays" all over the chick's face!
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