My eight year old nephew put together this new international Total Recall poster

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Last Updated on August 5, 2021

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I don’t actually have an eight year old nephew, which actually sort of renders that entire headline moot. But if I did, I bet they’d be passable at Photoshop and so could have easily slapped this international poster together in their fifteen minutes of non-hacking-filled free time.

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Thankfully this “artwork” can not and does not dampen my general interest in and excitement for the final product, with my only slight fear still being that it won’t be quite as fun as the original.  There was a kind of enthusiasm and joy to the making of that movie which I hope (but somehow doubt) that director Len Wiseman has in turn tapped into.  Should be a tight, rough and tumble sci-fi action adventure though, and if it’s not as fun as I might like then at least there’s the consolation I can always watch LOCKOUT again.  Yes, I really did actually love that movie.  Saw it in theaters and don’t regret a single minute of it.  And speaking of seeing things in theaters, TOTAL RECALL hits August 3rd.

Kate Beckinsale in a salmon dress

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