Stephen Sommers’ version of G.I. JOE may not be quite the poorly animated “Real American Hero” you probably remember from your childhood, but it seems equally cartoonish.
MTV has a clip from the upcoming flick, in which the Baroness and Storm Shadow (the civilian variant action figure) attack the Eiffel Tower with super nano-acid or whatever, while the new JOE recruits try to thwart the evil plan using their silver bouncy suits.
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