Biel gets Nailed

JoBloJoBlo

Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal are attached to star in the upcoming David O. Russell (I HEART HUCKABEES) political comedy NAILED. It gets a little complicated so see if you can follow me: Biel plays a small town secretary who, in a bizarre workplace accident, has a nail driven through her head. Said injury elicits wild sexual urges and as she travels to Washington, DC to fight for the rights of people with similar injuries she meets up with an opportunistic senator (Gyllenhaal) who takes advantage of her increased sex drive. For those of you who tuned out halfway through that, let me reiterate the hot points: Biel, wild sexual urges, increased sex drive. That’s all you need to know. Neither Biel nor Gyllenhaal have officially signed on to the film but producers are currently shopping the project at the American Film Market. Russell co-wrote the script with Kristin Gore, daughter of Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore. Should the project sell and Biel and Gyllenhaal sign contracts, filming would begin in January. Gyllenhaal has BROTHERS with Tobey Maguire and Natalie Portman and an untitled Doug Liman film still to go into production while Biel recently signed on to DIE A LITTLE.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

About the Author

Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

The comment section exists to allow readers to discuss the article constructively and respectfully, focused on the topic at hand.

What’s Not Allowed

  • Abusive language, insults, or harassment toward other users or staff.
  • Hate speech of any kind is strictly prohibited.
  • Bickering, bullying, personal attacks, or baiting others to argue
  • Extended off-topic debates, especially those centered on politics or religion rather than the article topic
  • No AI content or SPAM