Postal poster

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You know, I think I’m gonna start giving director/doctor/madman Uwe Boll the benefit of the doubt. Just to be different. The guy is a moviemaking machine (in that he finishes them), and if anyone throws enough darts, eventually they’ll at least hit the wall. Or maybe cause grievous injury to bystanders. And that’s entertaining.

His next release is the theoretical comedy POSTAL, ostensibly based on the reviled videogame of gratuitous violence. The new poster is (unsurprisingly) a poorly Photoshopped collection of character cutouts, including busty babes with guns, Bin Laden and Bush lookalikes, and the guy who played Scut Farkus in A CHRISTMAS STORY as the star. But hey, some early reviewers have actually claimed the movie is amusing, and in ways it’s supposed to be. So maybe the good Dr. has some tricks he’s been apparently saving until now…

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