If that headline got your attention, then you may think like I do. A frightening proposition.
Anyway, it’s actually the international teaser poster for Alba’s upcoming romcom GOOD LUCK CHUCK, in which she eats ice cream (I guess) and plays “an accident-prone penguin specialist” (ooookay), the object of affection for sex charmer Dane Cook.
As a “bonus” for the ladies or whoever might want to see such a thing, here’s also the poster of shirtless Cook, apparently getting a smoothie.













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