Admit it: you’ve long yearned to smell like the undead. Short of that, you’ve been craving your significant other to stink like rotting flesh. If you’re currently nodding in agreement, this is your lucky day (you sicko), because Demeter Fragrance introduces you to “Zombie For Him” and “Zombie For Her”. Exactly what you think it is.
From the official site:
So you’re a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you’ll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable.
For $20, you’ll get 1 oz. of zombie stench. A tad expensive, sure, but can you really resist the urge to smell like “dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth”? That’s the For Him scent. For the ladies: “A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.”
If you’re not feeling sensual right now, you’re already dead.
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