We’ve already marveled at the first PIRANHA 3DD trailer, what with its vagina-piranha action and such, but can you imagine what the red-band version of that would look like? Well, imagine no longer my friends, because it has just washed up upon our shores courtesy of IGN! It’s definitely NSFW (there are boobs aplenty in the first few seconds!) so take your laptop to the bathroom and turn the sound down… you know, like you usually do.
Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Thought they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being… but can they be stopped?
Danielle Panabaker, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Katrina Bowden, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, David Koechner, Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff star in PIRANHA 3DD, which hits theaters and VOD on JUNE 1st.
Katrina Bowden
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